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Swine Flu name game; gettin’ piggy with it

April 29, 2009 by Linda Godfrey

What’s in an influenza name? A lot, apparently. And like the swine this one is named for, it doesn’t smell so sweet. A

H1N1 Swine Flu Virus Magnified

H1N1 Swine Flu Virus Magnified

growing number of voices are clamoring for a better title for the recent virus, since it also (strangely) includes DNA from human and avian strains of influenza. The American pork industry is grunting the loudest because people mistakenly think they can catch swine flu by eating pork chops, and tenderloin sales are beginning to plummet.

Even genius raconteur Paris Hilton has fallen for this misconception. When TMZ crews asked her if she was afraid of swin flu, she stared blankly for a moment and then replied, “No, I don’t eat that.” (April 28 show)

So yeah, if  Paris is confused, the name has got to change. Some have suggested Mexican flu, but I think that sounds culturally biased. Here’s an idea. The virus contains DNA from three different species, which makes it an official scientific chimera. So how about the Chimera Flu? I’ve drawn my own nightmare image of it (right, copyright Linda Godfrey).

It does seem to spread very rapidly, so Flash Flu might be apt, and has great alliteration.

Scientists, however, have dug deep into their pocket protectors and pulled out the dull medical label, H1N1. That’s the official nomenclature of this particular virus and they say that’s what we should call it. OK. If you pronounce the 1’s like i’s, it sounds like Hiney. Hiney Flu.

But that makes  flu  the butt of a joke, and I don’t think that pig will fly. So I’m sticking with Chimera Flu. In world mythology, chimeras were everywhere — griffins, sphinxes, leopopards — and often had bird and human parts. Pig men are not unknown in folklore, either. It appears this version will spread worldwide, so that part fits too.

I’m glad that’s settled. Now to wait for the rest of the world to catch on.

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  1. on April 30, 2009 at 5:39 pm lindagodfrey

    Thanks, Erin, Fakon is also good. Those people with double DNA usually have absorbed a fraternal twin at the embryonic stage. Sort of eerie!


  2. on April 30, 2009 at 5:23 pm Erin

    Chimera is a great fitting and witful name for the virus! I was going to go with “Fakon” virus. “Fakon” is slang for artificial, vegan, bacon, since the virus isn’t really 100% oink, it’s “Fakon”, looks like bacon, smells, like bacon, but tastes like chicken!
    Did you know there are people in the world who have two sets of DNA in them. I saw it on a t.v. documentry once, it’s extremely rare, but those people are termed Chimeras’ too! I forgot what genetically came into play for them to end up that way. I think it might have had to do with twins.



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