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Although I try to be a fairly serious researcher most of the time, around Christmas the sightings slow down and — for the sake of a holiday card design — my creature thoughts turn fanciful.

This year my inspiration came from the chorus of a 1969 Tommy James and the Shondells song, Crystal Blue Persuasion. The chorus words, “There’ll be peace and good, and brotherhood,” were sticking with me like an earworm, so I decided to pass them on. Here is the resulting artwork, starring my two fave cryptids.

copyright 2010 Linda S. Godfrey

In case you are too young to know the song, check out the video on YouTube

I did have one second thought about featuring the song. Many tunes of the late 60s had something — ok, a lot — to do with altered states of mind and to be honest, I had no idea whether this one did or not and I didn’t want to be pushing LSD on my Christmas card. I was pleasantly surprised when I found the answer in this interview with Tommy James at SongFacts http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1884

It turned out to be appropriate, indeed. The funny thing is that my creature-mapping indicates more and more that most Bigfoot and Dogman sightings occur in specific, separate territories within given hotspot habitats, which should make them rather bitter enemies. But in the spirit of the season, I prefer to think of them in temporary truce mode. It works better for a card than trying to portray a crypto-turf war, anyway. Sets a better example for humans, too.

Season’s blessings!

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Because I adore all things gnomish — especially after having spent a year writing a YA novel about a warrior gnome’s quest to follow his beloved across the US even though he is too short to drive — I’m pretty excited about Chuck Sambuchino’s new book, When Garden Gnomes Attack.

I am even more excited that it is going to be featured in the upcoming issue of Reader’s Digest. I am taking this as an implicit promise that this venerable publication will next feature  werewolves, and then perhaps (in turn) faeries, goatmen, mothmen, Bigfoot, hellhounds and ogres. Considering that these subjects are my bread and nectar, bringing gnomes to the forefront of public consciousness bodes very well for me and for other writers of Strange. Chuck Sambuchino, I salute you!

Besides, I own a few garden gnomes myself (although Oskar, hero of my novel The Kobold finds them ghoulish) and several times I swear I have seen the one holding the sharp spade twitch a bit when the dog or I walked past.

For the record and for comparison between the garden variety gnome and the real thing, my reference drawing of Oskar the Kobold is below. His story is complete and available, in case anyone wonders.

Oskar, the Kobold, a warrior gnome in America

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So what if they have earned the distinction of “least watched daytime soap?”

Sure, almost every character has shot or been shot by another character (or both), and people pop in and out of comas like the little heads in a Whack-a-Mole game. Affairs and kidnappings occur with the regularity of a Boomer on a fiber supplement, and every scene ends with one character staring vacantly into the camera so that the audience will come back for The Response.

This is what soap operas DO, and I am distraught that As the World Turns won’t get to do it any more, come September. This neverending charade of misery has been my guilty pleasure on and off since my mother hooked me in high school during summer vacation, and I am going to miss Carly, Barbara, Jack, Lucinda, Margo, Emily, Kim, Bob, Lily, weird Paul and even perky Katie and stolid Holden like I would miss a big pack of familymembers that suddenly disappeared.

I don’t get to see it every day but most soaps can be caught  up with in about the first ten minutes every five years or so. It’s one reason they are so popular. They never make you feel dumb.

Besides, ATWT has hatched such stars Meg Ryan, Marisa Tomei and Julianne Moore and scored enough daytime Emmies to fill the party goods warehouse where Barbara has recently been held hostage by evil Iris Dembrowski. That’s proof enough it’s quality entertainment.

Besides, this show has entertained daytimers for 54 tear-stained years. With backstory like that, the characters in ATWT are so multi-dimensional that they frequently shapeshift from beloved heroine to hated villainess and back in the same episode. Of course, often that  gets them committed to mental health institutes (I hope Meg gets out before the show ends).

Watching ATWT has even taught me a few things that have come in handy in my own work: mainly, that people will watch (read) anything if they care enough about the characters, and that a writer must never leave a scene without a gasp uttered, a secret learned, a body discovered, an illicit kiss stolen, a villain snickering, a hero passing out, a patient’s amnesia starting to lift, a pregnancy test stick turning pink, or a note carelessly tossed into a wastebasket from which it is sure to be retrieved.

But don’t misunderstand; I am not trying to justify having watched ATWT all these years — I am pretty much over the guilty part  of the pleasure. I  merely mourn the passing of old friends who wear designer gowns to the local burger joint and get really great facelifts every few years so that they never seem to age.

I do so love fantasy.

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The sighting is at least eleven years old, granted, but for some reason it feels like a tipping point. There are too many Bigfoot sightings in a certain area of SE Wisconsin to ignore.

Witness Dave Pagliaroni's sketch

Phoned in to me this July 2, I wrote it up quickly and stashed it in the already-proofed manuscript for The Michigan Dogman, Werewolves and Other Unknown Canines of the US, to use as a contrasting description to canine encounters. Here is the excerpt:

It occurred around 1999 halfway between Elkhorn and Whitewater near North Lake and only a scant twelve miles from Lima Center. A Chicago computer salesman named Joe was on his way to fish at the lake one day and was about a mile north of Millard on County Hwy. O (in map below that’s north of the bottom right intersection near small cemetery) when he noticed movement on the east side of the road through his passenger window.

He slowed down and saw a seven-foot, 400-pound creature walking through the tall grass in the ditch, swinging its long arms from big shoulders and leaning slightly forward as if intent on where it was going. It was covered in “rust brown” fur that appeared uneven and unkempt, and as it turned its head to look at him, Joe said his first thought was, “Whoa, that is not a person!” His second thought was, “Don’t stop the car.” The creature’s eyes were “sunken into” the fur that covered its face, he said, and no ears or muzzle were visible. He said it reminded him of Chewbacca from Star Wars. He kept on driving and did not look back, and never told anyone about it. He is not into the supernatural at all, he said, but he came across my Beast of Bray Road site while browsing the Internet only a few days earlier and, because that was in Elkhorn too, assumed he had seen the Beast. But when I asked him to describe what he saw, his answer made it clear this was no canine.

By itself, it might be easy to dismiss this sighting from a man who prefers to remain anonymous. But here is a quick list of my own compilation other sightings of large, fur-covered primates from Delavan and Jefferson Counties in SE Wisconsin:

– 1964 Man sees “Bigfoot creature” cross road and hurdle fence northwest of Delavan
– 1970s Two women,  group of campers separarately see Bigfoot-like “Bluff Monster” between Elkhorn and Palmyra
– 1972 Jefferson County creature described like Bigfoot by woman slashed horse on farm
– 1980 Bipedal, hairy hominoid encountered north of Whitewater on Bark R. by Ronald Nixon
– 1993 Andrew Hurd sees Bigfoot in family’s barn near Hebron
– 1994 David and Mary Pagliaroni see Bigfoot 10 feet from car at Honey Creek bridge
– 1999 Joe sees Bigfoot on Cty. O just north of Millard (above)
– 2005, March UW-Whitewater student sees probable Bigfoot cross Hwy 59 near Lima Marsh
– 2005, April Business owners Lenny and Stacy Faytus see Bigfoot at dusk near Lima Marsh
– 2005 September 16 Young man sees possible juvenile Bigfoot at Cty B & White Pigeon Road, Bloomfield Township, Walworth County.
Both the Pagliaronis and the Bloomfield man passed rigorous polygraphs administered by an expert hired by the Monsterquest producers.
It seems like a fairly impressive list, given the time span of about four decades and the rather small geographical area. The witness descriptions all describe something 7-8 feet tall, fur-covered, man-like in shape but with longer arms, no visible ears or protruding muzzle, and totally upright. Crazed Bigfoot hunts have been conducted in other places on far less witness testimony.
I think if there is a Bigfoot population here, then it must be rather small or consists of roamers from other places. It is interesting that the southern unit of the Kettle Moraine State Forest seems to be a rough dividing line between Bigfoot and Manwolf sightings, with most of the former west and south and the latter east and south. I imagine they eat nearly the same prey.
I am also willing to bet that there are many more sightings I will never hear about.

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Whee, win prizes! Get critiques, free books and maybe an agent who will fall in love with your 50-word Best Last Sentence Ever! What’s not to love ? Contests are generally good for all involved, but before I will spend my valuable writing time to come up with a decent entry, I think hard about certain criteria.

For instace, this blog post will help qualify me to  enter Guide to Literary Agents Fourth Dear Lucky Agent Contest for Middle Grade and YA books http://bit.ly/99cnKG

What made me decide this particular contest was worthy? Here are those aforementioned criteria:
1. It is run by a reputable website (love GLA)
2. The prize, a ten-page agent crit, is worth my time and effort
3. I have a finished product (MG fantasy novel) that is ready for some professional feedback
4. Entry requirements – 2 links and 150-200 words – are not too onerous
5. It has been a while since the last one I entered
6. My entry suits the guidelines – in this case, must be a completed MG or YA novel.

There is also an element of networking in any well-structured contest that attracts me, as well, and I am glad to help promote a blog that I use and enjoy.

There. I’m now officially entered, and may the best teen protagonist prevail!

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Are original websites too 2001?

Are individually designed, personal websites going the way of the dodo and most grown-up child TV stars? I remember when Goosehead.com, the jam-packed personal site of a teenage web ad mogul, was held up as the sort of thing to strive for. So I got me some Dreamweaver and a few other programs and learned to roll my own. Ten years later I have two original sites left  and they feel like dinosaurs.

Note, for starters, that you are reading this not on beastofbrayroad.com or weirdmichigan.com but WordPress. You may have found it through my spots on  MySpace or Twitter.

I’ve been thinking it might be time to stage my own extinction event. Not only is it tempting to leave those two huge topic sites static as I devote more and more time to social media places, but my Dreamweaver version is medieval and I can barely get my FTP uploader to shove things  into the Web folder to update. My latest update was managed only with the help of some patient Gate.com techie in Pakistan after Fetch refused to play.

It would cost me a fortune to update all my software, not to mention the crusty old G3 beige PowerMac that runs it. And then there are the hefty web hosting fees. Why pay when I can post strange creature stuff on MySpace and everything else right here for free with great ease? And the social media pages make it easier and easier to individualize their art and info designs.

Other people have been thinking this way too, a quick search on my speedy PC laptop told me. A two-year old post by Steve Rubel, for instance, declared that the future is not in web sites but web services, and he correctly predicted the FB and Twitter booms. Most of the blogs I read regularly are on sites like this one or Blogspot. I do get traffic on my personal sites but I doubt they are driving enough book sales to pay for themselves.

What’s the verdict ? Are personal websites outmoded? Should I be arranging for some cyber-asteroid to smash into my Beast and Weird pages? Or do I let them die their own slow deaths, outrun and outsmarted by the ever-evolving new species on the Web?

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House of the Box Man

Freddy was our playground’s favorite bogeyman, though I know now he didn’t deserve to be. But for schoolkids at Milton Junction grade school in the late 50’s, the ultimate double dog dare was to tiptoe across the street and touch your saddle-shoed toe on the Box Man’s jungle of a lawn. It was a feat of bravery that could wipe out a month’s worth of recess transgressions.

By the way, any out-of-towners should take note that you won’t find the Village of Milton Junction on a map. Not any more. It merged  years ago with its twin sister, the Village of Milton, into one seamless uber-Milton. But back then it was divided down the middle into two distinct towns, each with its own post office, main street, grade school, and antique train depot.

The Village of Milton also had Milton College and the famous hexagonal, grout Milton House. The Village of Milton Junction had a feed mill and The Box Man, otherwise known as Freddy Caulkins.

What made us  think Freddy Caulkins was a bogeyman? Well, what other sort of person would live in a house completely filled with cardboard boxes from floor to ceiling so that every window was completely blocked ?

Rumors aboutwhat was in those boxes ran rampant, but there was no way to know for sure since Freddy never let anyone inside to find out. It wasn’t as if he lived in the middle of nowhere, either. His house sat on the corner of Clear Lake Road and Madison Avenue, the major thoroughfare that ran through the two towns. A new subdivision with modern ranch homes had sprung up kiddy-corner from his house, the school lay just across the street, and he had many other neighbors on both sides. The ladies from the Methodist church brought him casseroles and other care packages sometimes, but they never got much past the front door. They couldn’t have gone farther if they wanted to, since only a few narrow paths led from room to room. And they probably didn’t have much desire to investigate, since the house was unheated, unelectrified, and had no sewer or water. Not to mention the undetermined content of those boxes.

Freddy slept wrapped between sheets of newspapers and made it through the long Wisconsin winters without freezing to death by burning twigs and other refuse in a five gallon bucket. It’s amazing the whole place didn’t burn down around his near-frostbitten ears.

We never saw him leave the house, although we spent many a recess watching. He had an outhouse, a two-and-a-half seater (adapted from a scavenged 3-seater) in an old shed in the backyard, but he must have made his visits under cover of darkness. People did spot him occasionally, though, because once or twice a week he would walk 5 or 6 miles to Janesville in his tattered old coat and pants, often pushing his ancient reel lawnmower all that way so he could mow lawns for a few quarters. He’d push the lawnmower all the way back home that same day.

Madison Ave. view of the house after grounds were cleared

Often Freddy would buy a new 45 rpm record to bring home from Janesville, but no one remembers what kind of music he liked. What people do recall about Freddy is that he had a purple growth or tumor on his forehead, a big one, which he was always careful to cover with an old hat jammed over his straggly gray hair. The barber was a neighbor of ours, and my mother remembers him telling how Freddy would come in sometimes…not often….for a haircut, and that he would always tell Freddy he ought to have that growth removed. Freddy never did, though, and it just added to his mystique.

Of Like Minds… I got to thinking about the Box Man when someone sent me a Washington Post story on hoarders, people who pile up endless collections of material goods –and bads — until they are almost immobilized by their own possessions.

Author Sandra G. Boodman told of people psychologically akin to Freddy Caulkins, like 70-year old Patricia Edwards of Bethesda, MD, who quipped a true hoarder’s credo, “Discarding anything is a problem.” Obviously. Edwards keeps everything from old banana peels to empty Kleenex boxes, living ankle deep in refuse and sleeping in a 3-foot wide nest carved near the bathroom. According to Boodman’s article, hoarding is not well understood by psychiatrists partly because most hoarders feel they have no problem, and so don’t seek treatment. Most experts believe the phenomenon starts in childhood or adolescence, but becomes more of a problem as people age and have trouble taking care of their “treasures.”

When I decided to find out more about what made Freddy Caulkins tick, I asked Milton Courier editor Doug Welch if he could recall seeing any newspaper articles in his archives. All I could remember was that Caulkins died in the early 60’s, and that’s not a lot to go on. Not surprisingly, Welch said he had no idea where to start, so I resigned myself to a long afternoon of browsing old Milton Couriers on microfilm. I grilled my mother, too, but all she could remember was the auction of Freddy’s things where she bought an old, chipped flower vase. Her memory of what else was for sale, alas, had fled.

A few days later, though, Welch called me back with surprise edging his voice. “You won’t believe this,” he said. Turned out he had gotten it into his head to research the old Milton High School’s day of glory when it was chosen to march in JFK’s 1961 inaugural parade. He started paging through old editorials, and suddenly there was a headline on Mike Flaherty’s weekly column that read, “Freddy will be missed…..” Eureka.

Obituary of a Non-Conformist

Welch could hardly believe it himself, since I had just asked him two days earlier. The same paper contained an obituary which showed Freddy died  Sunday, Feb. 4, 1961, in the Edgerton hospital after a short but unspecified illness. It read, “This week Milton Junction mourns the passing of one of its most colorful residents, Fred Caulkins. He will be missed, even though he lived alone in a once stately house now crammed to the ceilings with paraphernalia collected over more than a half century. We sincerely doubt that he ever had an enemy or even an antagonist. How many of us, who struggle so hard to conform to society’s demands, can say as much?” And that was true, according to the few people I could find who knew him.

Doug Welch recommended I call a long-time neighbor, Jean Kunkel, as well as the man who bought and still owns Freddy’s house, Milton businessman Hank Lukas. Kunkel moved into the neighborhood about 6 years before Freddy died, and often saw him coming and going on his solitary journeys. “That man wouldn’t hurt a soul,” she said. “He’d be in that house most of the time during the day.” At night, there were never any lights visible in the house, she added. Of course with the windows totally blocked, lights would be hard to see. And without electricity, any lighting Freddy had would be minimal.

“I don’t think he ever took his clothes off,” said Kunkel, “and he had a lot of little bundles of used kitchen matches tied together.”

Hank Lukas grew up in Freddy’s neighborhood, too, and had opportunity to observe him at closer range as a boy. “I used to work in my uncle’s hardware store downtown Milton Jct.,” said Lukas, who owned a men’s clothing store in town and now runs a car wash, “and when I went out back, sometimes Freddy would be in back of the grocery store next door.”

The grocer used to give Freddy older produce and bakery items, and Lukas noted this was probably his main source of nutrition other than what the church ladies brought.

“I used to speak to him,” said Lukas. “He’d say hi to me but not much else. He was definitely a recluse but a harmless one. He was just a very gentle man who was doing his own thing.”

Box Man's house today

Family Ties

Lukas remembers Freddy lived there with his mother until she died. Freddy was born in Janesville, according to his obituary, to Orson and Augusta Green Caulkins on Feb. 24, 1888. He was survived at death by his parents and two half-brothers, so perhaps it may have been that his mother married an older man with two sons. He had several other relatives, nieces and nephews mostly, all of whom had moved to California. At any rate, the Caulkins family would have bought the two-story, cream brick Victorian in Milton Junction and moved there from Janesville sometime around 1910.

It was known that Freddy did attend school in Janesville, added Lukas, because he had one friend, a man named Harry Wright who was a school chum of Freddy’s in that town. Freddy may not have gone beyond 8th grade, however, because none of the Janesville High School yearbooks between the years 1902 and 1907 contain any mention of Freddy Caulkins in any class listing. So unfortunately there are no old yearbook pictures to show us Freddy’s younger face, and Lukas doesn’t know of anyone ever photographing Freddy.

“I think it’s just that no one ever thought of it,” said Lukas. Harry Wright was blind from birth, and had his own home in Milton, with a loom in the basement where he wove rugs and cane chairs for a living. “When Freddy got sick and had to be hospitalized,” said Lukas, “he sold his house to Harry so he could pay the hospital bills. In the sale, he reserved the right to his lifetime use of the house. But he never made it back there to live.”

Afterlife of the Box Man’s House

Our playground’s-eye view of the Box Man’s house as it appears today. Harry Wright had no desire to live in his old friend’s congested dwelling, and he hired workers to clean out Freddy’s possessions.

“They spent a summer clearing it out,” said Lukas, “and took 200 truckloads straight to the dump. It was full of sticks and stones, whatever he could find. There might be a bundle of them he would tie together. He just kept collecting, filled boxes full and stacked them in there.”

Lukas remembers some of the items sold at the auction. “There was a huge record collection,” said Lukas. “He had a huge collection of old cylinder records and 6 cylinder record players.” Lukas bought the house not long after it was emptied, and set about turning it into a two-unit apartment building, clearing brush and debris outside and adding plumbing, heating and electricity within.

“It took me a year to finish the upstairs and I lived there for 2 years,” he said, “and then I lived downstairs for 5 years after that was finished.” The only personal possessions Lukas has of Freddy’s are a couple of old diaries which didn’t seem to be related to Freddy or his life in any way.

Of course, the story would be perfect if only it could be said that Lukas often heard Freddy’s ghostly footsteps on the stairs at night while he lived there, but Lukas said not only does he not believe in ghosts, but he never saw or heard the slightest hint of any spirit haunting the place during those years.

Jean Kunkel was one of the few people to attend Freddy’s funeral after he died in the Edgerton hospital from “a short illness.” She went with her mother to the simple service at the funeral home, and noticed one unusual thing about Freddy’s corpse. “The purple tumor was removed,” she said. “I don’t think he would have liked people to talk about it, either.” Whether it came off during Freddy’s hospital stay or was done at the funeral home, Kunkel didn’t know. But at least Freddy didn’t have to go to eternity with his lifelong source of embarassment still emblazoned on his brow.

 Hank Lukas later summed up what probably should have been Freddy’s epitaph. “There was nothing wrong with Freddy,” said Lukas. “He was just marching to the beat of a different drummer.”

I especially like to think of Freddy with that peculiar drumbeat of his throbbing pleasantly in his head, keeping him company as he trudged along the highway to Janesville. Maybe that’s what kept him going. And the upshot is that there never was a bogeyman. Just a solitary, reclusive Box Man who preferred to live life on his own terms, no matter what the schoolkids across the way thought of him.I sure wish I’d known that then.

BOX MAN UPDATE!!! It was gratifying to find how many people do remember Freddy Caulkins, and a little shocking to hear what one reader had to say. I had gotten the impression that Freddy didn’t visit many neighbors, but Janice Pieterek wrote the following: “Hey, Linda, I was a teenager in the early 50’s. We would walk past Ray Briggs grocery store after 9 PM and we would see Freddie in there counting something. I asked Liz Gray the next day what he was doing and she said Ray would let him look through the pennies to get the silver ones. We lived on the corner of First and Crandall. We would see Freddie visiting Mrs. Paul. She lived on 2nd Street across from the Methodist church. She had lace curtains on the windows, but you could see through them. He wore a long coat like a military trench coat. I think his hat was a railroad hat, the blue and white striped one, but, it was so dirty that you couldn’t really tell. He had a large growth on his forehead. Mrs. Paul’s was the only place I ever saw him without a hat. That’s about all I remember of him for now.”

The thing that shocked  me about this was that I happened to live in Mrs. Paul’s Victorian house after she died. My parents bought it from her estate in 1968! The lace curtains Janice talks about peeking through were still there. Freddy was in my own living room, and I never knew it.

And this came from Ray Gray, one of my classmates from the old Jct. grade school: “When I was a boy, Freddie Caulkins would come over to my grandma’s house and sit in the living room and he would sit in my grandpa’s big chair and rock while watching TV. Then my grandma would fix him a meal. If I could remember right, he was good friends with my Grandpa Gray. I don’t remember really ever talking to the old boy but he did have a big growth (tumor) on his head. He’d watch TV, eat a little sandwich and leave. We are talking like in the 50’s. I would just sit and watch him rock in the chair. I don’t remember if we ever talked.”

At any rate, I’m grateful to learn that Freddy wasn’t as completely alone as he seemed. And intrigued to hear that he wore a railroad cap and a long coat.  

 BOX MAN re-UPDATE!!!  I continue to get mail and feedback…everybody loves Freddy. If only he’d known….One writer compared him to Edward Scissorhands. That’s apt in many ways, minus the tragic ending and hardware fingernails, of course. This came from Cheryl Roberts, Madison: “I have a vivid memory of the auction that was held and digging through a lot of old boxes. There were lots of bird eggs that he had collected. My mom bought a box of junk: there were keys in it, and a picture of an old man in a curly metal frame.”

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We are not Mennonites and we do not raise beets. And yet, everyone tells me I have raised a doppelganger of Dwight Schrute, favorite nerd of NBC’s The Office.

Dieter Schrute

I forced said son, Nate, to do a 7-second impression of Dieter Schrute, Dwight’s UNreabsorbed twin brother. http://bit.ly/844J7K

Dwight, you cannot outrun your past! Muwahahahahahahahaha

Take my poll: How much does Dieter resemble Dwight?

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As an artist and recovering overachiever, I always try to offer something original in the Christmas cards I send every year. And since becoming embroiled in the mystery of unknown animal sightings — especially the canine and lupine variety — cryptid forms often sneak into my yearly greetings. I am still working on this year’s, but here are a few ghost cards of Christmases past:

My fave so far; sort of a Native American influence wedded to the Noel carol:

Then there is the photographic approach, requiring cooperative family. This was taken about three years ago and my hair is weirder than the beast…

And finally, crossing the species divide, I had to use a drawing to depict this guy as he will NOT stand still for a photo

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Unintentional Writing Tips

If your gift is crochet, better to make a great doily than a lousy parachute.

You know you are obsessed with the craft of writing when random quotes all seem to apply to your work-in-progress. Here’s a baker’s dozen from one crazed, revelatory evening with my thesaurus of quotations:

1. “By labor fire is got out of a stone” – Dutch proverb: Exactly describes the process of my novel revision.

2. “To really know someone is to have loved and hated him in turn” – Marcel Jouhandeau: = recipe for a believable character?

3. “The mind of man is more intuitive than logical, and comprehends more than it can coordinate.” – Vauvenargues: So THAT’S why my plot structure sucks!

4. “Pour not water on a drowning mouse.” – T. Fuller: Dear agent, I know you meant well with that query rejection, but…

5. “Little by little does the trick.” Aesop: 500 words/day WILL a novel make, given enough days.

6. “Alternatives, & particularly desirable alternatives, grow only on imaginary trees.” – S. Bellow: And thus, I write fantasy.

7. “It’s absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.” O. Wilde: Substitute “books” for “people.”

8. “Men perish because they cannot join the beginning with the end.” – Alcmaeon: Substitute “books” for “men.”

9. “The man who suspects his own tediousness is yet to be born.” – T.B.Aldrich: I definitely need more beta readers.

10. “By the husk you may guess at the nut.” T. Fuller: Truly, let the pros do your cover.

11. “He that is everywhere is nowhere.” T. Fuller: FOCUS!

12. “Our nature consists in motion; complete rest is death.” – Pascal: Let the protagonist lounge, and the Story Mortician will come a-knocking.

13. “Never fall out with  your bread and butter.” – English Proverb: This either means don’t eat toast over your laptop, or take care switching genres. Equally useful!

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